Posted by Muriel Murakami

Girl assaults cop with breasts, gets 3.5 months jail timeYes, you read that right. No, I ain’t trolling you. 

New weapon in HK!! Boobs. Doesn’t matter if they’re big or small, if you have breasts, you’re a danger to cops.

New weapon in HK!! Boobs. Doesn’t matter if they’re big or small, if you have breasts, you’re a danger to cops.

 

Back in March, during a protest in Hong Kong against Mainland Chinese border or parallel traders, a 30-year-old girl was manhandled by the police, and during the chaos, she bumped into an officer with her chest. Perhaps the cop never touched real breasts before, since he was convinced that he had been assaulted by humanity’s greatest weapons:

An army of asian girls with their guns out. 

 

The poor girl, Ng Lai-ying, pleaded not guilty on the charge of assault with breasts. Possibly affected by the accused’s name, the judge was convinced that this girl was NG (no good) and lai-ying (lying). She got three and a half months.

Ng Lai-Ying, femme fatale, after her breast battle with the cops.

Ng Lai-Ying, femme fatale, after her breast battle with the cops.

 

The judge told the court that he had to hand down a deterrent sentence in case the public might mistakenly think it is a trivial matter to assault police officers during protests. He is absolutely right. America needs to be tough on breast assault like these righteous judges and brave cops of Hong Kong.

In America, this is what breast assault looks like. No cops were injured in this incident.

In America, this is what breast assault looks like. No cops were injured in this incident. 

 

Perhaps inspired by America’s obsession with the right to bear arms, last week, the Hong Kong public has taken to the streets for the right to bear breasts.

Men in cute Asian bras.

Men in cute Asian bras.